I hate eating Italian food. Let me rephrase: I love eating Italian food, I hate the aftermath. Eating a bowl of pasta is the equivalent of signing away the next 12 hours of my life to a food coma; it would be faster to just anesthetize me. My theory, based on little to no science, is that the carbs and the cheese unite in my stomach and create a false winter somehow, signaling to my brain to enter hibernation ASAP. Classic cheese and carbs, not to be trusted. So I wanted to eat something Italianish without spending the rest of the day horizontal.
– some chopped up onion or garlic
– olive oil
– balsamic vinegar
– assorted Italianish veggies (I used broccoli and mushrooms)
– a string cheese
– something grain-y, like quinoa. brown rice could be cool too.
– something sauce-y, like stewed tomatoes from your parents garden that they gave you forever ago and you forgot about in the back of your freezer
– salt
– pepper
1) prep ingredients that need prepping. for example, I strung my cheese (stringed? reduced into stringlike pieces?), steamed my broccoli, chopped my mushrooms, and made a bunch of quinoa and set some aside for tomorrow.
2) put some olive oil in a skillet, heat it up, and add the onion and/or garlic. cook that till it looks done. I have no idea what “done” onion looks like, I usually just wait until it changes color. add the mushrooms and some balsamic vinegar, sauté until the mushrooms change color. dump in your sauce-y thing, your grain-y thing, and the broccoli or any veggies that don’t need to be stir fried.
3) realize that chopping up the broccoli would have been a super good call, because they are way too big. panic. consider grabbing them out of the pan and chopping them quickly, grab one and realize it’s real hot, proceed to chop up broccoli while it’s still in the skillet and hope you aren’t ruining your pan.
4) drape your cheese strings across the mixture in a kind of cute pattern. add some salt and pepper. cover the pan with a lid that’s a size too small but seems to still work more or less. feel good about yourself. realize your cheese pattern is worthless because the cheese isn’t melting at all, mix the cheese into the pile, stir it up until all the strings are melted and pretty evenly distributed.
Rating: Brachiosaurus
Are you in a food coma? nope! I mean, I’m a little sleepy, but it’s a summer afternoon, so that seems inevitable. i think the trick is a ton of veggies and only a little cheese.
What a cool food! Brachiosaurus is the best rating, right? totally, I loved this. it tastes italianish without being too heavy. there aren’t a lot of strong flavors, which I didn’t mind but might be a deal breaker for other people. parmesan cheese would maybe be better than string cheese, and pesto would be a great addition because it is literally always a great addition. but I’m pretty happy with the first draft of the Italianish Skilletino. Molto bene!